27 December, 2011

5 worst films of 2011

I'm going to blog about the worst films of 2011, not in any specific order just a list of the 5 worst films of the year in my opinion.

The Adjustment Bureau - Such an "Inception" attempt rip off, the film was stupidly bad I mean come on it was clearly advertised as a drama but when watching it I got the feeling it was something completely different. Was about 15 minutes in when I decided to turn it off the first time, so I tried again a week or so later it's essentially God an his Angles trying to keep two people apart from falling in love. Oh and they can control things with their minds, like what the heck! This was easily the worst film of 2011 if not all time, Matt Damon should be ashamed for being involved in it. In all honesty I got angry writing this because I had to think about the actual film again, which is something I am trying to erase from my memory.


Twilight Breaking Dawn (Part 1) - another instalment in one of the worst franchise in film history is back with another agonisingly boring film. Kristen Stewart is insanely untalented with her one facial expression acting, and don't get me started on the stupidest concept of vampire's ever. Glistening in sunlight, glistening in sunlight? for Jebus Christ's sake everything about this film annoys me.

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon - If action alone made a film then this would have been a pretty incredible film, but sadly it doesn't and this film just wasn't. It's 2 hours of boring comedy, needless sexual exploitation also unneeded profanity. After the second film I was really looking forward to Bay making a better a film but he went the opposite direction making an even worse film.

The Hangover Part Two - The most appalling sequel of ALL TIME in my opinion, it is essentially just the same film but set in Bangkok with some added racism. It was so lazily made that it actually angers me, the first film was unbelievably funny had me in stitches through the whole thing but the second I laughed less times than I thought possible watching a comedy film.

The Inbetweeners Movie - I loved the series, all three of them were incredible had me laughing my ass off. So when a film was announced I was pretty excited, as the release date grew nearer I grew apprehensive. An boy was I right, it's like the creators were attempting to make a British "American Pie" but failed drastically. The film is barely a comedy, I laughed about 4 times throughout the whole film it is more of a romance film than comedy the WHOLE film is just Simon trying to get Carly that is all.

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